Annoying someone via the Internet is now a federal crime.
Make sure to read the whole article... and note how it was slipped through the government, and the changes between the original and final wordings... and how drastic of a change it was etc.
I could have a life sentence by now with all the annoying I've done. :-/ Although at least I'm generally pretty open about who I am... so I might be safe.
PRESENT YOUR PAPERS CITIZEN!